Social network haiku

Dear Haikusue:

Over the last few months a lot of high school friends, past coworkers and other long-lost acquaintances have been contacting me through my face book page. One in particular, my high school BFF writes me at least once a week. This seemed great at first, but after a few months her constant rude remarks, bitchy comments and general childishness started reminding me of why I lost touch with her in the first place. Now I just want to end contact with her but I feel guilty, we've known each other for 20+ years, what should I do?

Signed,

Facebooker in Fresno

Dear Facebooker:

Imaginary

Online Obligation Felt

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