Spring cleaning haiku

istock photoDear Haikusue:

Over the last few months I've been working long hours, and traveling for my job frequently. When I am home I spend most my time trying to catch up with friends so that I don't become a total social outcast. Unfortunately because of this packed schedule my apartment is turning into a scary hoarder dump. Between the pile of junk mail on my desk and the 2 inches of dust on everything I am starting to worry my place is a health hazard. How do I get my this mess under control when I have so little free time, and don't want to spend it vacuuming?

Signed,

Admitted-slob in Dogpatch

Dear Slob:

No need to worry

One deep clean will get things done

Call professionals